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Feed me cock. Women tend to use this line while claiming to be hungry or while fighting to quit smoking. This one is pretty self-explanatory.

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Twenty minute conversations are for life-changing stuff like setting up retirement funds and organizing mass graves. Oh, and girls who bribe guys into having sex with them: I mean, you know we'd usually do it anyway, right?

Why are we still standing here?

Women, for whatever reasons, try to hide what raging sluts they are which wantx funny when you consider that they almost never try to hide what crazy bitches they can bebut whatever. They hide their slut-ness in specific lines that a discerning male can easily translate.

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Speaking of my old friend, Sully… 3. Speaking of time… 5.

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